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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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