{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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